Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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