I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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