I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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