You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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