Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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