You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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