I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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