she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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