Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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