I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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