big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm at about main and main street
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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