i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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