i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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