office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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