If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Randomize
