Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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