Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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