dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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