he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
