how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
