:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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