Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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