Only a mothe r could love this liver
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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