I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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