Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Green mimosas i think yes
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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