Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i think i just lost a toe
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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