Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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