So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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