what day is it and did you see me today?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.