i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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