At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.