I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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