Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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