thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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