Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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