I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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