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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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