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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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