And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
handjob tips. give me some.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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