hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
id be glad to
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Randomize
