I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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