I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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