Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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