she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
