WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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