"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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