What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Quick, to the slutcave!
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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