when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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