Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We are two peas in an std pod
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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