if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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