Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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