but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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