Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Come share oat with me in your robe
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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