How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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