Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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