Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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