Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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