My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So many bounce houses so little time
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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