Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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