i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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